We were doing a pub crawl in New York, an A-Z pub crawl. I run into Bill Murray at a place in the Village, and I said, “Billy, we’re going to go on a pub crawl and do you want to go with us?”
He said, “sure.” So we’re walking down the street, there’s Antique Boutique, and he goes, “Hold on.” He runs in and comes out with an orange tie.
I said, “What’s that for?”
He says, “Didn’t you say on SportsCenter that the hardest thing about being the coach of Tennessee is trying to find those god-awful ties?” He said, “Put this on!”
I put it on, we went on the A-to-Z pub crawl, we for to letter L…and there’s a street sweeper; the machine is on. And Bill goes, “What are you thinking?”
I go, “I don’t know. Am I thinking what you’re thinking?”
He said, “Let’s steal this thing.”
I wasn’t thinking that. I wasn’t. I was thinking, let’s go to the next bar. I didn’t even know the thing was running, and Billy goes, “Let’s get in it.” So he starts to climb up in the street cleaner.
And this guy runs out and he’s like,” What are doing? I’ll lose my job!”
And he’s sees it’s Bill and I think Bill said, “Don’t worry.” He said, “Can I just take it down the street a little bit?”
So we just inched along like a tank down the street.
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